Yo!

OK,so I'm so new to this blogging business,its not even funny. You might think a dude in his *koff* late twenties might have tackled something this basic years ago,but the truth is, I'm checking out all of these features and settings,and thinking that they should have taught a course on this in high school.

One required in order to graduate.

Alright,I'm getting carried away already.
So its my first post,if you excuse the one I started in 2007 and didn't bother to publish...and I hope I can get the hang of this,because it seems like a genuinely fantastic outlet in which to vent my daily frustrations.

And there are many. Hoo-boy, are there ever.I am,after all,in sales in the midst of a failing economy. Lets just say the customers are far from being the chief source of my irritation . ;0
I'm listening to Varese Sarabande's 25th Anniversary edition of Dave Grusin's Goonies score,as I do just about every day since its been released.Thought shit would never happen..(don't get me started,its a topic I can (sadly) talk about for hours.

Thank God I'm halfway decent-looking,the way I'm always geeking out over cheesy horror movies, (not to mention a certain pre-teen adventure flick)and background film music.If I looked like those 300lb+ dudes who own and live in their own comic book stores,(like Harry Knowles),I'd shoot myself.Really,I would've ended it years ago.

I need to quit being a lazy,unproductive oaf and bathe.I don't stink or anything..I don't think.

*sniffs armpits*
Nah,still fresh.I don't think I'm actually capable of stinking,come to think of it.