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After Amazon paid for their incompetence, (all except for Shannah F.-I love her)by refunding me back twenty dollars and ninety-six cents of my $30.96 order,life is right again.I will likely not ever go back to that site to buy,since their service blows for the most part,but we'll see. Shannah F. may just change my way of thinking.I now have the coveted titles Galaxy Of Terror and Forbidden World,(which sucks),along with 2001 Maniacs: Field Of Screams which DVD Empire charged me more for,but managed to get to my doorstep in two days.

Apparently I have to take a defensive driving course as punishment for having 2+ tickets in one year.If I were to write the Fishers Police Dept. a letter,it would go something like this:

Dear Keystone Cops Of Fishers,

I wanted to extend a personal thanks for lurking along the roadsides of the town I pay taxes to live in in your patrol cruiser,and nailing me for driving seven miles over the posted speed limit.It gives me a feeling of security I can't effectively describe,to know that you've always got your watchful eye on citizens like me.

I do realize you fine people feel the need to "crack down" on the law-breakers of our fair town,but don't you think focusing on those who drive with their knees in order to text message while speeding,operate vehicles while inebriated (drunk,if the word confuses you),and generally abuse or flat- out disregard the notion of a turn-signal might be a more constructive way to prevent road hazards?

Just a thought.

Sincerely,Me

In short,cops suck.Until I need one.