After Amazon paid for their incompetence, (all except for Shannah F.-I love her)by refunding me back twenty dollars and ninety-six cents of my $30.96 order,life is right again.I will likely not ever go back to that site to buy,since their service blows for the most part,but we'll see. Shannah F. may just change my way of thinking.I now have the coveted titles Galaxy Of Terror and Forbidden World,(which sucks),along with 2001 Maniacs: Field Of Screams which DVD Empire charged me more for,but managed to get to my doorstep in two days.
Apparently I have to take a defensive driving course as punishment for having 2+ tickets in one year.If I were to write the Fishers Police Dept. a letter,it would go something like this:
Dear Keystone Cops Of Fishers,
I wanted to extend a personal thanks for lurking along the roadsides of the town I pay taxes to live in in your patrol cruiser,and nailing me for driving seven miles over the posted speed limit.It gives me a feeling of security I can't effectively describe,to know that you've always got your watchful eye on citizens like me.
I do realize you fine people feel the need to "crack down" on the law-breakers of our fair town,but don't you think focusing on those who drive with their knees in order to text message while speeding,operate vehicles while inebriated (drunk,if the word confuses you),and generally abuse or flat- out disregard the notion of a turn-signal might be a more constructive way to prevent road hazards?
Just a thought.
Sincerely,Me
In short,cops suck.Until I need one.
Breaking Hearts Since 1982
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Today's Thoughts...
What kind of bank takes your money,and makes it available three days later? Fuck you, Regions.
Amazon.com officially sucks.After single-handedly screwing up my order multiple times,(including not having my Maniacs/Galaxy Of Terror DVDs delivered on release day,tomorrow)the "customer care representatives" went on to prove that:
A.Virtually no one employed within the company was properly trained.
B. No one was paying attention while being trained.
C.Each employee enjoys putting his/her own spin on things, such as release date,shipping policies,and any other aspects of an order that could fuck the consumer's chances of receiving his merchandise in a timely manner.
In short,don't order from these clowns. DVD Empire is a nice alternative...and I don't get paid to say so.
Dinner with Dad tonite.Yippee! Benihana clone cuisine for all!
Getting my Grand Prix's air flow filter changed today.. hope that's the problem,(the sudden humping motion when driven)but if not,I'm out fifteen bucks,and it needed it anyway.
I need money,and am strapped.I'd go out a pick up five or so DVDs,just to have them.And I'd totally upgrade to a Blu-Ray player,despite my resistance to do so.OK, I said IF I had money!
I'm unnaturally lazy on my days off.funny,I'm so..driven when at work.
Amazon.com officially sucks.After single-handedly screwing up my order multiple times,(including not having my Maniacs/Galaxy Of Terror DVDs delivered on release day,tomorrow)the "customer care representatives" went on to prove that:
A.Virtually no one employed within the company was properly trained.
B. No one was paying attention while being trained.
C.Each employee enjoys putting his/her own spin on things, such as release date,shipping policies,and any other aspects of an order that could fuck the consumer's chances of receiving his merchandise in a timely manner.
In short,don't order from these clowns. DVD Empire is a nice alternative...and I don't get paid to say so.
Dinner with Dad tonite.Yippee! Benihana clone cuisine for all!
Getting my Grand Prix's air flow filter changed today.. hope that's the problem,(the sudden humping motion when driven)but if not,I'm out fifteen bucks,and it needed it anyway.
I need money,and am strapped.I'd go out a pick up five or so DVDs,just to have them.And I'd totally upgrade to a Blu-Ray player,despite my resistance to do so.OK, I said IF I had money!
I'm unnaturally lazy on my days off.funny,I'm so..driven when at work.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Currently,My Thoughts...
Dying for Code Red DVD to release the never-before-seen (by me,anyway) uncut(yes,I'm a a sucker for that oft-misleading word) edition of "Horror High".I'm also a sucker for infinitely cool artwork,as in the case of the green-tinted DVD cover goodness:
Don't want to go to work tomorrow. Fuck work.
At the age of 27,I should start attending class reunions...but the fact is,if I didn't like you in high school,I probably detest you now because you've had years to learn more annoying ways.
Amazon needs to send me 2001 Maniacs: Field Of Screams and Galaxy of Terror right now. I pre-ordered this shit and I pre-order nothing,because I find myself hanging out at the mailbox every day like a damned dog waiting for a really good scrap.Or calling the company to ask where the hell my goodies are.Electronics stores (Best Buy,I'm talking to you,you fucking losers!)have dropped the ball on carrying quality exploitation titles for years now.
Fuck work.Srsly.
Don't want to go to work tomorrow. Fuck work.
At the age of 27,I should start attending class reunions...but the fact is,if I didn't like you in high school,I probably detest you now because you've had years to learn more annoying ways.
Amazon needs to send me 2001 Maniacs: Field Of Screams and Galaxy of Terror right now. I pre-ordered this shit and I pre-order nothing,because I find myself hanging out at the mailbox every day like a damned dog waiting for a really good scrap.Or calling the company to ask where the hell my goodies are.Electronics stores (Best Buy,I'm talking to you,you fucking losers!)have dropped the ball on carrying quality exploitation titles for years now.
Fuck work.Srsly.
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